Angstbot

[Angstbot]

[eroticcannibal]

Reading a news story about a vegan skipping parts of their college course specifically the parts that cover animal agriculture and suddenly I understand why so many vegans dont know how animal agriculture actually works. They just refuse to even find out.

[eroticcannibal]

Like, if ur gonna be opposed to something, u need to learn about it. If u dont understand it, u will not know how to fight it, and ur opposition becomes little more than a childish tantrum. The fact that so many people went "yes actually remaining ignorant is a good idea" is appalling.

[Angstbot]

[genderkoolaid]

"queer spaces are for everyone but cis men! safe spaces include everyone but cis men!"

okay

1. that will require stealth trans men to out themselves in order to receive help
2. that will require closeted trans women to out themselves in order to receive help
3. that will require nonbinary people who don't ""look nonbinary"" because they look too masculine to out themselves in order to receive help
4. it will also alienate transfems & trans people who were AMAB who haven't realized they're trans yet from spaces that could provide them a safe place to explore gender & sexuality and be introduced to the idea of being trans
5. trans people are eventually going to get uncomfortable with your hatred for cis men, because people who were AMAB are gonna wonder if you secretly hate them for being "actually men" and trans mascs are gonna wonder if you hate them for being men at all
6. people attracted to cis men are going to feel uncomfortable when they try and bring up their love for men including cis men or bring their cis boyfriends/partners/friends to your spaces
7. there are cis queer men & queer men who blur the lines between cis and trans and they have just as much a right to queer spaces as you do
8. ^ intersex men also exist including intersex cis men
9. there is never going to be a group of people who it is alright to blindly hate just because of circumstances of their birth or identity and every time you try you are going to end up hurting people. embrace compassion and nuance

edit: to be clear, "cis queer men" includes gay cis men, bi cis men, aro & ace cis men, etc. etc. & cis queer men who are verifiably cis are still very much queer

[Angstbot]

[afloweroutofstone]

Slowly coming to realize that this fantasy a lot of people have of the Political Collapse Coming Soon is mostly just based in a misplaced hope rather than actual doomerism. People find it much easier to think about everything ending and then just restarting with a clean slate than to think about the reality, which is that things can easily continue to go the way they currently are for centuries into the future, with changes that seem revolutionary simply being absorbed and repurposed into a productive modification of the status quo. There’s no second comings, no deus ex machina revolutions, no cheat codes, no easy outs. If you want a better future you better ready yourself to fight for it right here and right now, inch by inch

[Angstbot]

[yennaslilac]

I fell in love with her imperfection.

[Angstbot]

[catwingsathena]

My sister puts glasses away upside down.

Because our mother does,

Because her mother did,

Because her mother lived through the Dust Bowl.

One day my father sat me down and told me about epigenetics.

How the trauma he went through

As a child in an abusive home

Wrote itself into his DNA

And, in turn, into mine.

How he and his brothers,

In various ways,

Are all sick from it.

How I might be too, someday,

And I’m not sure I’m not.

I hear people say,

When will we get back to normal?

And I think of a woman born in the twenty-first century

Who puts her glasses away differently

Because of what her great-grandmother endured

Ninety years before.

[Angstbot]

[naryrising]

Pros of being a Fandom Old:
- never have to worry about my mom finding out about my porn fic
- have seen it all before and give few if any fucks

Cons of being a Fandom Old:
- forced to work at actual job instead of writing fic all day
- have seen it all before and get regular “ugh not again” moments

[Angstbot]

[pansyfem]

but i genuninly dont know how to get some of you people to get this but your opinion of what being trans is or what being a lesbian is or what being bisexual is or whatever does not and will not ever effect whether someone is that or not

[pansyfem]

theres people who identify as trans and will never socially or medically transition. there are people who identify as lesbians who’s partners later turn out to be men. theres trans women who identify as gay men. theres always going to be people who you dont like who identify as the same as you. but you dont get to decide theyre not this or that. because you’re not them.

[Angstbot]

[angstbotfic]

Lorelai/Paris Spring Break sexytimes poll

Oral

Strap

Lapdance

Tribbing

Spanking

Spanking

Face-sitting

Anal play

Fingering

Secret tenth thing/tell me in tags or comments

i have survived my crazy-ass work deadline, and now i am trying to get back in the groove. so tell me what you would like to see when Paris gets back from Florida and they have their own private Spring Break.

vote for your favorite but if i can make it work i'll include multiple things that do well.

[angstbotfic]

dammit how did i get spanking on there twice? sigh.

[mrschimpf]

When you just can't get it off your mind you just repeat it inadvertently? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[angstbotfic]

it’s not even a thing i particularly like. i blame the bad design of the interface, where i accidentally deleted an option trying to backspace, and thought i had deleted spanking too, then re-added it without seeing it was in fact still there.

[Angstbot]

[allhailthe70shousewife]

GOP lawmakers predict ‘fistfight’ between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert

Tension between the two congresswomen has been rising in recent weeks

The Independent

They should sell tickets to this.

[Angstbot]

[junkratsadstuck]

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

[junkratsadstuck]

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.